Short jokes
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
I was trying to make homemade baby powder until I realized it isn't made from babies, oops wrong ingredient... smh
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.