Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Ugly Hairline
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying your hairline is so bad, it's making the king of pop, Michael Jackson, do his signature lean... from beyond the grave! It's an insult, you see? Because your hairline is tragic and you probably have a receding hairline. Also, you are probably ugly.