Short jokes

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?

Minesweeper.

Tell who we are.

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

How can a man make the world safer?

By having the chop.

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Check this site. You will find something in it.

===))> Click here: https://www.work.profitguru7.com

Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Where's your off button?

Why did the mailman come to the house?

To come back with the milk.

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

What's the same with shoes and slaves?

When they get loose, you tie them up.

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

What's a gun's favorite type of literature?

Magazine.