Short jokes

Short jokes

Add joke

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.

I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.

What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?

Batter up!

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0