Short jokes
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Hi UwU!
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
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Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.