Short jokes
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
I’m a paki nonse.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Wanna see my pp again?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.