Short jokes
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If your eyes were the sea, I would drown in them.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
I have a paso.