Short jokes
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike.