Short jokes
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Your girlfriend/boyfriend says: "I'm dating your uncle..." You start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend?
One bails her hay, and the other heils her bae.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.