Dying Mall

Categories

  • Mall
  • Kitty
  • Goodbye
  • Business
  • Economy
  • Retail

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, imagine a mall is super sick and about to close down forever, right? This joke is playing on the fact that when stores close, they have going-out-of-business sales, which, like, kinda sounds like they're dying. But instead of saying normal stuff, it's saying the names of stores that are probably closing down FOR-EV-ER. You probably shop at the Dollar General, don't you?

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