Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty-pants! The doctor asks the patient about their zodiac sign, and the patient says "Cancer." The doctor is all like, "What are the chances?" because 'cancer' is also a disease. It's funny because the doctor is surprised that the patient has cancer.
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bro has cancer