Short jokes
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Uwuuuuu
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Politics.
The last two presidents of the US.
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
lmao why do people think they can fly?
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
What's a suicidal person's favorite type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.