Short jokes
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What is red and puts out fire?
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.