Short jokes
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Gegebehhhhh!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
The most unfunny joke ever made.
May.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
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What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.