Short jokes
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
What is red and puts out fire?
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!