Short jokes
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
She be hubba on my bubba till I gum.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
pp hi
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂