Short jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Butthole.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
I want to die.