Unwanted Audience

Listen up, buttercup. This 'joke' is so simple it's practically see-through. Our genius here walks up to a couple smooching, stares like a weirdo, and when they ask if he minds, he says he doesn't. Get it? He's implying he's enjoying watching them! Congrats, genius, you've just unlocked the pinnacle of awkwardness! You're probably the type who thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement.