Short jokes

Hi, my name is Bob.

Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?

They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

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What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?

Little boys' pants half off.

What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.

What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.

Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?

The Apple repair store.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?

I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.

KSI driving ability.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

I would say a good joke, but all the good ones Argon.

9/11

I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

I'm dead! 😂💀💀

What's so special about bullets?

They do work after they are fired.

My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.

Batman vs Superman?