Hurricane Names

Listen up, buttercup. People name hurricanes 'cause it's easier to keep track of 'em. Plus, it makes folks pay attention to warnings. It's like giving a face to the storm so you simpletons don't wander into it like a moth to a flame. Also, you wouldn't understand, but hurricanes are rated using the Saffir-Simpson scale, which goes from Category 1 to Category 5, measuring wind speed and potential damage. If it's a category 5, you better run to your momma because you are not smart enough to figure it out yourself.