Short jokes

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.

So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Went to my friend's house, fucked his sister.

I had a fun funeral / birthday.

Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."

Father: "Sorry."

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.

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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.

So all his friends came in one car.

Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.