Taking Care After A Car Crash

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. One might assume the question refers to taking care of car damages or medical issues after a crash, but the answer is about eliminating the "witnesses". It's a dark way of saying you should get rid of the people who saw it.

• Witness
• Car
• Morbidity
• Crash
• Accident
• Police

• As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
• What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
• What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
• To people who say that depression hits hard... The car begs to disagree.