"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! So, the dad says his wife calls him something, and the kid thinks he's about to eat a literal asshole. It's funny because kids say the darndest things, and you're dumb.