Short jokes
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!
My friends: Hi to my little friend!
Kasper has a tiny penis.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Hello.
Josh
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)