Short jokes
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Hell in Greek times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Oof.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.