Short jokes
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
Your maw *microsoft shutting down noise*
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb, 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"