Short jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I'm fucking retarded.
What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...
Your penis!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
What did the dick say to the asshole?
You need another dick.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
How can you tell if your sister is on her period?
Your father's dick tastes funny.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What was Jim Jones' favorite drink?
Killer Kool-Aid.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Kyle's penis is small.
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.