Silver Lining in Road Accidents

  • They say that bad things happen to good people.

    So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like when you get a boo-boo, but instead of crying, you're told it's 'cause you're such a sweetie. Basically, it's saying getting hit by a car is a sign of being a good person. Which, let's be real, makes zero sense. But hey, at least you got a participation trophy for being roadkill, right?

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