Short jokes
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
The joke is me.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What did the skeleton say after dinner?
Bon appétit!
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
I lost my bag. :(
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
My grades.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
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Monky.
Chupa mi polla.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.