Short jokes
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Send toe pics lol :)
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Yes.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Knight HAHAHAHA!
Hi, I'm Yeff.
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You!
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.