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The Optimist, the Pessimist, and the Feminist

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

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Feminist95
Optimist6

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Listen here, you silly goose. You probably still eat crayons. This joke is making fun of the idea that feminists might overreact to things, like a glass of water, by saying it's "raping them." It's an exaggeration to point out that some people see problems where others don't. You get it now, or should I get you a coloring book?

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3 questions I have to ask you...3! 1. That is not a joke. 2. What does this have to do with anything. 3. SON OF FUCKING BITC* THIS AINT NO GOT DAMN DAMN JOKE...BITCH!!!!!!

Eh - I like a good rape joke but this is just low hanging fruit. Not too clever.

True

haha fuck thats gold

somebody clean up toxic masculinity on aisle 6

Booooo, don't listen to the smooth brains, that's low hanging fruit.

Rape isnt something you can make a fucking joke out of

Yeah, it's a low hanging fruit. Not so funny, just stupid hate. If it's funny to you, you have poor sense of humor. Other jokes are much funnier.

Dainafhrr4e4 is writing in caps 'cause it offended her hard. Jesus, grow up. And it's true. In my school, girls went to the teacher if you looked in their general direction. If you accidentally brush by them in a crowded hallway, they'll frame you for rape and sexual assault.

I’m actually surprised; these are the first comments I’ve found that point out the joke is…bad. Plus a very poor understanding of what a feminist actually is.