Short jokes
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Snort poo poo.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
"m m, ,m ,mbjbjb" is how she spelled.
fdfds.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
Why tie when you can knot?
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
Guns control.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.