Short jokes
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
The other day my wife said, "Take me someplace I have never been before!" I said, "Why don't you try the kitchen?"
My life, haha, so funny!
Once I sucked my mum's titties. Most adopted people won't know about that.
I suck big weiner.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
It’s not rape if she’s a dead bear and I lost my job at the circus.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.