Short jokes
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Bob: usudgbhdkb g
Ham: usudgbhdkb g
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Get up, you lazybones!
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!