Short jokes
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.