Short jokes

Short Jokes

Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?

Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

There's two types of emo people:

1. People that cut side to side.

2. And people that cut up and down.

The most efficient is up and down.