DNA Test Result Dad

The humor comes from the fact that the man is responding to a child who calls him "daddy" with a statement implying that he might not actually be the child's father. He's waiting for a DNA test to confirm paternity before accepting the title of "dad". It's a dark take on the usual family dynamic.

• Kid
• Daddy
• Man
• Love
• Relationship
• Family

• Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”
• Dad: Son, you're adopted. Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are. Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
• So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
• Dad: Ok son, if you fail this test, you're no longer my child, ok? Son: Ok dad. AFTER TEST Dad: Hey son, how'd the test go? Son: Son?