Short jokes
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
Tate
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"