Shakespeare's Weapon

The greatest playwright in history found he couldn’t use lances. He could only use "Shake-spears."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants! This joke is so stupid. Shakespeare's name sounds like "Shake spears" because of the spears that knights use. You probably think that Shakespeare just wrote poems. Wake up!

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