Short jokes
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
Get up, you lazybones!
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
I knead bread.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Porky
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I like tortles.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
Chomp!
I sat on a chair.
One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.