Blind woman jokes
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."