Short jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Taylor.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Are you choked?
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
The South.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
Allahu Akbar.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?