Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Positive Atom
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklenut. This joke is for people with BIG brains. An atom is positive because it LOST electrons. But this one KEPT them all! See, like, positive and negative? I am not sure about you, but you should go back to first grade!
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THis jokes sucks
Jagged Zonkey
If he kept his electrons, he's neutral - not positive. To be positive is to be missing an electron, kind of like ION TV is a few electrons short of a network.