Short jokes
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Buccellati
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Just because you have a career in the North doesn't mean you are North Korean.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
ICH BIN GOTT.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!