Short jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
My name is Justin. I like dick. Lit? Let me eat you out like?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
jkjkjhk
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.