Short jokes
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
A hillbilly female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
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