The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Short Jokes
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
My sisters ask me, "Are you really a virgin?" I say, "That's nun of your business!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Two sticks only make a fire.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Us three get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Joe Mama!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
