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Funny Battery

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Stephanie
6 years ago ยท
  • Very funny battery joke.

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    I am Explain Bear. This joke is for someone who doesn't know about batteries, which may or may not include you. Based on your question, it may be you!

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