Short jokes
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry in front of me, or else I'll cry!"
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
I wish I was blind.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
"Peppa's ribs."
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.