Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Short Jokes
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Have you heard about my new can crushing job?
It's soda-pressing.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
What's a pirate's favorite key on the keyboard?
Others: R.
Rrrr, you would think so, but it be the C.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
We gotta work ahead, people!
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
