Short jokes
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Really Karen?
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I help suicidal people.
BTW verb not adjective.
10 dicks up your mom's ass!
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
Retards.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."