What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Short Jokes
When you breathe.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
I give homework.
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where accidents mostly happen.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
