Cow's Milk Conundrum

The joke plays on the similar sounds of 'milk dud' and 'milk done'. It's a pun based on what happens when a cow stops producing milk, leading to the answer, a candy called a 'Milk Dud'.

• Cow
• Milk
• Animal
• Food
• Udder
• Candy

• What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit.
• How do cows laugh? Moo-haha.
• What’s a cow with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
• What do you call a cow with no toes? Lac-toes intolerant.