Short jokes
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Up your butt with a coconut!
Welcome to David's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Professor Poopypants!!!
Pickled carrots.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
My dad raped my mom, now I have a brother.
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?