Short jokes
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Bib C, IIf.
I am a beautiful person.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
Games
I like school.
I miss school so much.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
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