Short jokes
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
A person laughs every day.
"Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!"
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
How much did the liver weigh?
It weighed a skeleTON.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.