Chevy jokes

Car brand

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Mom

Railfan 232 · 3 years ago

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Tesla Cybertruck

MATTIX · 1 year ago

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

Chevy memes

Levy

wonderdragon · 6 years ago

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.

-Tommyinnit

Cadillac

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."