Chevy jokes

If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!

One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.