What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Short Jokes
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
Ccdddfrtyyhhgfdderrrrtyu.
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
