Short jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans will eat toes for food.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".