Short jokes
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
I was making vegetable soup yesterday, but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Your hairline.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
You will never have a girlfriend.
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.