Inappropriate Text

The humor comes from the sudden and shocking reveal that the girlfriend is only 8 years old, which makes the initial statement about "getting inside her" sound incredibly inappropriate. The use of 'brother' also hints at a family relation, compounding the inappropriate nature of the situation.

• Girlfriend
• Brother
• Relationship
• Family
• Inside
• Misunderstanding

• My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
• My girlfriend called me pedophile today. Big word for a 12-year-old.
• If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
• My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”