Short jokes
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Murueurx.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.