Short jokes
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
Penis, peepee, poopoo!
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉ðŸ¤ðŸ¤£
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
So 666-3629, so get it?
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
"Hump a vow, it makes a cow."
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
Me: Shut up! If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell your parents!
You: Why? I don't have any.
Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.