Short jokes
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
According to Christianity, Jesus is the son of a GODFATHER.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.
Kaas.
Jelianis' forehead😈
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.